| Boris the Liar |
Lyrics
Boris the Liar
Your cheque is in the post
I love you the most
I would never do anything to hurt you
I’ll be true ‘cos I love you
Another whopper
Boris the liar
I don’t recognise the words you said
I would never lie with her in our bed
The sofa stains tell another tale
Beneath the red wine is betrayal
Another whopper
Boris the liar
Your lie is as big as a bus are you laughing at us
Do you think you’re so gret you can’t fail?
You treat us with contempt but you’re not exempt
From the rules that will land you in jail
We’ll investigate every deal you make
Uncover your lies and hate
When the endgame comes you’ll just be one of the bums
Hanging from Traitor’s Gate
These lies are killing me
We need justice and truth to keep ourselves free
Another whopper
Boris the liar
Your cheque is in the post
I love you the most
I would never do anything to hurt you
I’ll be true ‘cos I love you
Another whopper
Boris the liar
I don’t recognise the words you said
I would never lie with her in our bed
The sofa stains tell another tale
Beneath the red wine is betrayal
Another whopper
Boris the liar
Your lie is as big as a bus are you laughing at us
Do you think you’re so gret you can’t fail?
You treat us with contempt but you’re not exempt
From the rules that will land you in jail
We’ll investigate every deal you make
Uncover your lies and hate
When the endgame comes you’ll just be one of the bums
Hanging from Traitor’s Gate
These lies are killing me
We need justice and truth to keep ourselves free
Another whopper
Boris the liar